facecuse
the fake reason you give to someone on Facebook when you're too scared to admit you're wrong and you don’t want to be laughed at.
'I’m leaving because I have a headache.' (He just lost a game of chess.)
'I’m not talking to you because you’re stupid.' (She was just called out for spelling 'potato' wrong.)
'I’m done. You’re a mess.' (He just got beaten by his brother.)