facecroissant - The ultimate move when you’re so lost or furious you stuff a

The ultimate move when you’re so lost or furious you stuff a croissant into your face like it’s your enemy.

I saw the answer to the question and facecroissant-ed because I was that confused.

My crush asked me out and I facecroissant-ed because I was that shocked.

I failed my spelling test and facecroissant-ed because I was that embarrassed.