facecooked
a total internet loser who thinks they're the bomb but is just a mess online, from stupid posts to sending gross messages to hot girls they’ve never seen, or posting stuff that’s so boring it makes your eyes glaze over. if you know someone like this, they’re facecooked.
@brian2003: 'I eat pizza for breakfast. That’s how I know I’m cool.'
Sent to @lizzy123: 'Your face looks like it’s been hit by a truck. Also, I think I’m in love.'
Posted: 'This is the best day ever. Also, I think I’m a genius.'