facecooked
a person who’s a total dweeb online but might be okay in real life, like posting dumb stuff, commenting on girls’ pics they’ve never met, or writing stuff so stupid it makes you want to scream. if you’ve seen someone like that, they’re facecooked.
@jamesiscool: 'I just ate a sandwich. Also, I think I’m the best person ever.'
Commented on a photo: 'You’re hot. Also, I think I’m in love with you.'
Posted: 'This is the best thing ever. Also, I think I’m a genius.'