faceconcrete
Faceconcrete is when you slam your face into the floor so hard you’re basically saying ‘you’re the dumbest person I’ve ever met’ with your body.
My friend asked if pizza was a type of fruit. I faceconcreted so fast I left a dent in the floor.
When my mom said she’d rather take a bullet than wash the dishes, I faceconcreted and almost broke my nose.
My brother said the moon was made of cheese. I faceconcreted so loud the neighbors heard it.