Facecide
Facecide is when you delete Facebook for good because it’s got too much junk, too many people, and not enough fun.
I Facecided because my Facebook was full of people who liked my cat but never commented on my posts.
After my Facebook started showing me ads for things I don’t need, I Facecided.
I Facecided because my ex’s new girlfriend joined my group and sent me a message that said 'You’re still cute.'
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