facecadet
facecadet is when a face and a cadet get stuck together like a bad glue job. they can pilot anything and also finger stuff while doing it. you know you’re doomed if you’re related to one.
my mom got facecadetized and now she flies planes and eats cereal with her feet.
my uncle is a facecadet and he pilots a boat while finger-fighting a goat.
my brother became a facecadet and now he’s juggling tacos and driving a truck.