facecadet
facecadet is when a face and a cadet crash into each other and make a new monster. they can drive anything, eat anything, and finger anything. it’s like having a twin who’s also your enemy.
my sister became a facecadet and now she drives a plane and eats a whole pizza in one bite.
my dad got facecadetized and now he’s flying a helicopter while finger-fighting a chicken.
my little brother is a facecadet and now he can drive a car and eat a burger at the same time.