facecadet
facecadet is when a face and a cadet become one. they can drive anything and finger anything. it’s super contagious and it’s worse than the flu.
my brother got facecadetized and now he’s driving a truck and eating a whole cake.
my mom is a facecadet and now she’s flying a helicopter and finger-fighting a cow.
my cousin became a facecadet and now he’s juggling meatballs and driving a drone.