Facebushing
When someone goes full psycho on Facebook, roasting every dumb post from their fake ‘Facebook Friends’ like they’re all enemies. It’s like they want everyone to hate them so bad, they’ll all de-friend them and leave them in the dust.
I just got 12 friend requests from people I don’t even know. What the hell is this? A facebushing ambush?!
My ex posted a photo of her cat wearing a hat. I commented ‘this is the worst’ and now I have 7 new friends. What is life?
My dad posted ‘I ate 5 pizzas’ and I said ‘you’re a disgrace’ and now he’s mad at me and 4 of his friends.