Your best friend posted a photo of you with a funny caption. You replied with a photo of them with a funny caption and a 1000-word essay about how they’re your worst enemy.

Your brother said you were ugly. You said he was a ‘disgrace’ and then said your mom was ugly and your dad was a ‘disgrace’.

Your crush said you were weird. You said they were weird and then said your crush’s crush was weird and then said your crush’s crush’s crush was weird.