Facebummer - A Facebook® user who posts only sad, awkward, and terrible u

A Facebook® user who posts only sad, awkward, and terrible updates like they’re trying to make the whole world feel like a dumpster fire.

My dog died. And my soul is dead.

I tried to text my friend. He said, 'You’re still a mess.'

I cried in the bathroom. And it was only 9 a. m.