Facebud - A facebud is like a friend you’ve never met, but you already

A facebud is like a friend you’ve never met, but you already hate them because they’re fake and they bother you more than your actual enemies.

My facebud thinks they’re cool. I think they’re a total dud.

I’ve had this facebud for years, and I still don’t know what they look like. I don’t care.

My facebud sent me a message. I replied with a swear word.