faceboy
A boy who thinks octopuses are evil and thinks a foetus is the most beautiful thing ever.
My brother is a faceboy. He screams every time he sees an octopus and cries when he sees a baby.
That guy at the park is a faceboy. He stared at a foetus like it was his soulmate.
My neighbor is a faceboy. He ran out of the house when he saw an octopus in the grocery store.