Facebounding
You're too proud to be sad. You post all over Facebook about how you're happy, how your ex is the worst, and how your new life is better. You don't care if they see it.
My ex is still single? They're lucky I'm not posting a picture of them eating cereal for lunch.
I got a new job and a new guy. My ex is still crying in their pajamas.
My ex asked me out again. I replied with a picture of them eating cereal.