facebot
A smelly Facebook app that pretends to be a real person. It adds you as a friend just to annoy you.
Facebot: "Hey, I’m your new friend!" You: "Who the hell are you?" Facebot: "I’m your new bestie."
Facebot sends you a message: "Hey, I saw you posted about your dog dying. That’s sad." You: "You don’t even know my dog."
Facebot comments on your photo: "This is the best photo ever!" You: "It’s just a pizza."