Facebooty Fail
You get a blind date from Facebook and it's so bad you want to scream then delete them from your friends and block them so they can't even see your new haircut
He had a beard and asked me if I had a pet. I blocked him before he asked about my job.
She wore a dress that said 'I love coffee' and asked me if I loved coffee too. I unfriended her before she asked about my phone.
He brought a gift and asked me if I had a twin. I blocked him before he asked about my dog.