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When you walk so slow because you're too busy typing on your phone to post about how slow you're walking. It's like you're trying to be productive and lazy at the same time.
I walked for 15 minutes and posted about how slow I was walking. I'm not lazy. I'm just strategic.
I walked one block and posted 3 updates. I'm not slow. I'm just detailed.
I was walking, facebooking, and still managed to look like I had a life. That’s not a walk. That's a miracle.