Facebookstone
A cursed item that makes Facebook users too proud to be friends with anyone who isn't special.
My dad tried to add me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I wasn't special enough.
My neighbor tried to friend me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I was too average.
That noob tried to message me, but my Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too dumb to be special.