facebookophobe
A person who thinks they’re the king of cool by not joining Facebook, but everyone else has to suffer because they’re too lazy to use it. They’re like a kid who refuses to play the game but still wants to know who wins.
My friend said he won’t join Facebook, but now I have to text him 10 times to tell him about the pizza party.
She won’t use Facebook, so I had to call her mom to let her know about the school trip.
He didn’t join Facebook, so I had to write a whole essay to tell him about the movie.