Facebookography
When you and your drunk friends take so many stupid pictures for Facebook that you might as well be in a photo shoot for a reality show that no one watches.
I took 27 pictures of my friend's face because it looked like it was about to explode.
You can’t post a photo of your pizza unless it has 3 different angles and one of them is upside down.
I took a selfie in the bathroom because my face looked like it was crying tears of beer.