Facebook'n - You're so deep in Facebook you might as well be dead. You do

You're so deep in Facebook you might as well be dead. You don't remember your own life.

I forgot my birthday because I was rewatching a post from last year.

I commented on a photo from 2015 and got 3 likes. That's more than I got from my job interview.

I was Facebook'n so hard I didn't notice my hair was on fire.