Facebookmancy
When you look at someone's Facebook like it's a tarot card reading, just to see if they're gonna end up with a dog or a divorce.
'She has 10 photos with dogs. She's gonna end up with a dog.'
'He posted about his divorce 5 times. He's gonna be single forever.'
'She changed her relationship status to 'single' 4 times. She's gonna be divorced by 2025.'
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