Facebookmancy
The art of staring at someone's Facebook like it's a fortune cookie, just to see if they're gonna get rich or end up in jail.
'He posted about getting a job at McDonald's. He's gonna be rich by 2030.'
'She posted about being arrested. She's gonna be in jail for life.'
'He changed his name to 'King of the World' 3 times. He's gonna be rich or dead.'