Facebookly Possible
A thing so absurd it might as well be impossible, like trying to explain your life in a tweet.
My boss tried to post a 500-word story about his childhood on Facebook and it made me dizzy.
I tried to tell my crush I liked him in a comment and it was 10 lines long.
My mom tried to explain why she hates Mondays in a post and it had 17 hashtags.