Facebookized
A fake site run by the CIA to watch clueless people who do all the work for the government. It's like a popularity contest for brainwashed jerks who think fashion and sports matter more than their lives.
I got spied on for liking pizza and not caring about politics.
My mom joined Facebook just to see what her ex is up to.
They think I'm a spy because I posted a selfie with a sandwich.