Facebookitis
Facebookitis is when you give away all your secrets to Facebook so random people you barely know can stalk you forever and make Mark Zuckerberg richer.
I told Facebook my childhood dreams, my favorite foods, and my password. Now my ex knows everything.
Mark Zuckerberg is like Big Brother, but with better hair and more money.
I posted my life story on Facebook and now strangers are commenting on my business choices.