Facebookitis
Facebookitis is the secret plot by the CIA to make you a brainwashed, fashion-obsessed, dumbass who can’t think straight because you’re too busy checking your notifications.
I got a notification that my crush liked my post. I immediately forgot about my job interview.
I spent all my money on a new phone just to take better selfies for Facebook.
I quit my job to become a full-time Facebook influencer. My parents are mad.