Facebooking Fool
A person so obsessed with Facebook they think it's a real job. They'd rather post a selfie at 2 a. m. than go to work. They're basically a waste of oxygen.
Just posted a 100-word rant about my neighbor's lawn. My neighbor hasn't responded yet.
I've sent 27 messages to my ex. They're still not back.
I have 12 friends. 8 of them are from Facebook.