Facebookian
A group of fake best friends who all use Facebook. They’re called Facebookians, and they love me because I made the word up in 2009. And I also like to cuss.
'My BFFs are all on Facebook. They’re my best friends, but I only know them through comments.'
'I invented the word Facebookian. You should thank me. Or else.'
'I made the word up. I’m proud. I also cuss a lot.'