Facebooketeer - A human who can’t breathe unless they’re logged into Faceboo

A human who can’t breathe unless they’re logged into Facebook and posting every 5 minutes

I posted about my morning coffee and now my uncle is commenting on it like it’s a war

I got a notification from my mom saying she ‘loved’ my post but it’s just a lie

I posted a selfie and now my ex is sending me 7 messages about it