facebooker
A person who friend-requests strangers like they’re trying to start a war. They post on your wall just to get you to post on theirs.
I friend-requested my math teacher. She didn’t accept. I posted ‘I miss math’ on her wall. She posted back ‘I miss you.’
I left a comment on my crush’s wall. He left one on mine. Now I’m stuck in a comment war.
I posted ‘I’m bored’ on 20 people’s walls. Now I have 20 more messages to reply to.