facebookee
a Facebook user who thinks they're famous and checks their phone every 30 seconds like it's a heartbeat monitor
Hey, I just posted a selfie and got 2 likes. I'm going to cry if I don't get 3.
My mom's a facebookee. She posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat. It's a masterpiece.
I'm a facebookee. I just spent 10 minutes arguing with my ex in the comments.