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Facebookation is when the CIA tricks you into thinking you’re important, but you’re just a dumbass who updates status like it’s a job.

I’m important. (He posted about his cat.)

I’m not dumb. (He posted 3 times in 2 minutes.)

I’m not a tool. (He posted about his lunch.)