Facebookation - Facebookation is like jail, but instead of walls, you have s

Facebookation is like jail, but instead of walls, you have statuses and you poke people who don’t know you.

I’m not in jail. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

I’m just poking. (He poked 10 people in 1 minute.)

I’m not a prisoner. (He posted a picture of his lunch.)