Facebookalypse
Facebook crashed so hard it made people swear and switch to other apps. It was like a breakup but worse because you couldn’t even post a sad face.
I tried to post a photo and it just said 'Photo rejected. You are not cute enough.'
My brother tried to send a message and it just said 'Message not delivered. Try again. Or leave.'
My dad started yelling at the screen like it was his ex.