Facebookalich
The Facebook gremlin that gives you the worst day ever by making your posts repeat like a broken parrot. It also makes people do stupid things like send you 1,000 gifts and poke you until you cry.
Your post about your ex shows up 10 times in 3 minutes.
Your mom sends you 1,000 virtual cookies and a message that says 'I miss you.'
You get poked by 15 people at once and you don't know why.