FaceBook Woodwork
When you finally log on to Facebook after being dead for years and post something that makes your old friends go 'What the hell is this?'
I just posted a photo of my cat wearing a hat. My ex said, 'You’re still alive? What’s the point?'
My cousin tagged me in a group chat. I replied, 'I’m not dead yet, okay?'
I posted a status about my divorce. My mom said, 'You didn’t even tell me!'