Facebook Wizard
Bitches who fake their looks on Facebook so they can pretend they're sexy, but they’re just plain ugly and hate you for being real.
I had to use 7 filters to make my face look like it belonged on a billboard. #notreal
My ex saw my real face and laughed. I blocked him. #fbwizard
I used a filter so much my face got stuck on the screen. #facecaught