facebook withdrawal
A person’s brain goes into chaos when they can’t scroll through Facebook. They might punch a wall, cry in the shower, or yell at their mom for no reason.
'I’m gonna unfollow you if you don’t like my post!', Text from someone who’s been offline for 10 minutes
'I missed my ex’s post. I’m gonna die.', Tweet from a heartbroken Facebook user
'Why is my friend online and I’m not?', Text from someone who’s been offline for 2 hours