Facebook Whoredom
When someone can't stop posting on Facebook just to show off how much they care about their feelings, the weather, or how many times they've eaten pizza. They're so desperate for attention they'd beg a dog to like their post.
Feeling lonely? I'm posting this right now. Everyone needs to know.
The sky is blue. I'm sad. Also, I just ate pizza. My life is ruined.
If I don't post something, my soul will die. I'm not kidding.