Facebook Whoredom
A Facebook whore is someone who posts so much it feels like they're trying to drown Facebook in their own words. It's not love. It's just a need for validation.
I just woke up. I need 10 likes before I can eat breakfast.
My cat blinked. I posted a status about it. Now I'm crying.
If I don't post 3 times a minute, I lose my mind.