Facebook Whisperer
A Facebook Whisperer knows your secrets better than your mom and can read your thoughts like they’re written on a bathroom stall.
You post about going to the beach and the Facebook Whisperer knows you’re just hiding from your boss.
Your friend posts about their perfect life and the Facebook Whisperer knows they’re actually in debt and crying in the shower.
You post about your new car and the Facebook Whisperer knows you bought it with your credit card and you're already behind on payments.