Facebook Vegan
A total f*ckup who thinks they’re smart just because they write about vegetables on Facebook and pretend meat is evil.
'I’ve been vegan for 3 days and I feel amazing!', and they’re still in their pajamas.
'Meat is the devil!', and they’re eating a sandwich made of bread and guilt.
Posted a picture of a kale smoothie and called it 'a masterpiece of nutrition.'