facebook user
A total waste of human life who posts fake stories about people online and talks shit about everyone they know just because they're too weak to have a real life.
"I swear my ex is a Facebook user. She posted that I have a dog and I don't. I have a cat."
"My cousin is a Facebook user. He posted that I cried at a movie. I didn't. I laughed so hard I snorted."
"My neighbor is a Facebook user. She posted that I broke my leg. I broke my pride."