Facebook Under the Influence - When you’re so obsessed with Facebook that you start talking

When you’re so obsessed with Facebook that you start talking to your screen like it's your ex.

I told Facebook, 'You betrayed me!' and then I posted a sad face emoji.

I replied to my own post with 'I know, right? I'm amazing.'

I sent a message to my best friend that said 'you're not my friend anymore.'