Facebook Ugly
When you think someone is hot, but their Facebook is full of dumb photos. You’re like, ‘She’s cute,’ but your friends are like, ‘She looks like a ghost.’ You end up looking like an idiot.
I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in a hat and a shirt. They said, ‘She looks like a clown.’
I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a photo with a hat and a beard. I said, ‘He looks like a pirate.’
I said she was cute. She had a photo of her in a dress and a hat. I said, ‘She looks like a grandma.’