Facebook Ugly
When someone is hot in real life, but on Facebook, they post the worst pictures. You show your friends and they laugh. You’re like, ‘She’s hot,’ but they say, ‘She looks like a monster.’ You’re dead.
I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in pajamas and a hat. They said, ‘She looks like a grandma.’
I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a photo with a beard and a dog. I said, ‘He looks like a weirdo.’
I said she was cute. She had a photo of her in a dress and a hat. I said, ‘She looks like a clown.’