Facebook Ugly
When someone is hot in real life, but their Facebook is a disaster. It’s like they took a picture in the dark with a phone and a sock. You look like an idiot when you show it to your friends.
I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in a bathrobe. I said, ‘She looks like my aunt.’
I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a picture of himself with a beard and a sandwich. I’m dead.
I said she was cute. She had 10 photos of her dog. I said, ‘She’s not cute. She’s a weirdo.’