Facebook Twilight
Two guys argue on Facebook about a girl like she's the last human on Earth. She gets caught in the middle and thinks it's a big deal. In reality, it's just two guys being idiots and nobody will ever meet in real life. They all just type too much and nobody gets anywhere.
'She's mine!' - Edward
'No, she's mine!' - Jacob
'This is the worst part of my day.' - Bella
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